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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

14 hours ago on April 17th | J | 433,817 notes

overlordleaveshiswife:

broblerones:

i really want to see a movie where there is not a single character who is a heterosexual cisgender white guy. not one.

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17 hours ago on April 17th | J | 93,480 notes
19 hours ago on April 17th | J | 1,771 notes
pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 5,408 notes

celloplayingtimelady:

theprinceofsnark:

oldfuckingspook:

steamboat28:

spookyhugchester:

you guys are dicks

Oh fuck all of you.

you all suck

20 hours ago on April 17th | J | 232,557 notes

fuckyoutenorclef:

ransomriggs:

Goinnnn to the bookstore 

and we’re

gonnnnna get maa-aa-aarired 

*whistles*

taherehmafi:

ransom and i got married several months ago in an intimate ceremony, but recently had a larger reception for more family and friends, and it was a blast! as we’re both writers, it seemed fitting to have the event at one of our favorite bookstores: the last bookstore in downtown LA. we’ve had a lot of requests for photos, so i thought i’d drop a few here. hope you enjoy them as much as we do! 

:::for the especially curious:::

my bouquet: was made from the pages of ransom’s novel (miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children).

our photographers: brandon + katrina of brandon wong photography.

venue: the last bookstore in downtown los angeles.

catering: the extremely fabulous heirloomla.

flowers: from floral art!

rentals: furniture from found rentals, dishes from dishwish!

the band: one of our favorite local indie bands, the gallery.

hugs and books!

xx

tahereh

First of all Miss Peregrine was a great book! Secondly, this set is adorable!!!

1 day ago on April 17th | J | 13,949 notes

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 11,394 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 122,246 notes
adorablespiders:

Peucetia viridans Green lynx spider on egg sac, a variety native to the Congo
image source

adorablespiders:

Peucetia viridans Green lynx spider on egg sac, a variety native to the Congo

image source

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 186 notes

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

1 day ago on April 16th | J | 468,253 notes